*The evening before, she had been watching the news with a bottle of sake to find out two of her teachers were arrested.

Also the uh..
school budget may not have been able to cover so well the costs of the ski trip after having to pay all the damages off.*


NINJA HIGH FACULTY, I NEED TO BRING TO YOUR ATTENTION~
THE FOLLOWING CHANGES TAKE EFFECT IMMEDIATELY
- All faculty pay being cut by 10%.
- Arts (fine arts, music, drama, wood shop) budget has been minimized.
- Anko and Iruka suspended with no pay for TWO WEEKS as punishment for whatever the hell it was they did. Can't let the teachers get away with giving the school such a bad image.
- Tobi can consider himself UNEMPLOYED for doing nothing at this school.

*Tsunade, somehow being made out to be the person in charge of the big NH group, has received a long list of complaints from the hotel and its other residents~

She is at the bar by the hotel lobby, reviewing the list.

They include but are not limited to the following:

- DAMAGE TO HOTEL ROOMS
- NOISE COMPLAINTS
- STOLEN AND DAMAGED HOTEL PROPERTY
- IN GENERAL DISRUPTING THE PEACE

As far as hotel room damage and noise complaints go, there are lists of rooms this applies to, so she knows who has been bad and will see to punishing everyone... after they get back to school.
She's forwarded the bill for the damage that has so far been done to the hotel to Kakuzu <3

There's also been a warning that if anything else goes wrong, Ninja High is OUT OF THE HOTEL and will have to find a different, definitely-not-as-nice place to stay.*

*Tsunade happens to have the radio on, tuned to a news station, as she looks through some papers*

And our big story tonight-
The liquor store is in ruins after having an explosion go off inside the building.
According to a witness on the scene, the owner of the store was involved with resident terrorists, who had set off the bombs.
More as the story unfolds~

Now for the weather~
There's more snow and cold weather on the way this week! Our meteorologists expect at least a foot of the white stuff on the ground before the weekend is over.





........
*no liquor store?!*


*hope no one is outside her window, because Tsunade's opened it and chucked the radio out >|*

*is sitting at the bar in the Rusty Kunai.
Had just been at the casino to try to make the money to buy Tobi's fancy wine and lol, did not win :|.

She's got an appointment to meet with Kakashi to fulfill the auction, just two hours of drinks and then she's freeee~!*

*Tsunade has managed to make it the the basement, where she finds the switchbox that had been tampered with.
She switches on the ones that are still intact-
The lights go back on and she looks over the board to figure out what hasn't gone on.*


...
*Back in her office, she switches on the PA to deliver a message-*

I HOPE WHOEVER TURNED OUT THE POWER IS HAPPY. THE HEAT WON'T BE COMING BACK ON. AND WHO KNOWS WHEN WE'LL BE ABLE TO GET IT FIXED.


*If you need her, she'll be in her office sitting in her coat and scarf and gloves, drinking her sake and making sure the heat lamp to Katsuyu's terrarium doesn't go out.*


// Didn't want to make a new post about it
becaaaaause I am lazy
but we've got a tag up at dear_mun, if you happen to play there as well~
Courtesy of Ko-chan and her whining :|
~NH tag at dear_mun~

Tsunade's passed out some time during after the Christmas party. While she was still in the school. And now that she's awake and hung over, she's looking for something to eat.

BUT WHY IS THIS THE ONLY THING IN THE FACULTY REFRIGERATOR?



...
At least she still has most of one bottle of her Christmas sake left over ;-;

*Grumbling something about how Jiraiya just up and left for a vacation while all the work for the Christmas party had to be done-

Tsunade's in the auditorium unpacking Christmas ornaments and garlands and strands of lights,
OF COURSE NOT HAPPY TO BE THE ONE DOING THE WORK :|

A massive Christmas tree has been stood in the auditorium, but it is bare :c*

(( Tsunade is BACK from Vegas a couple days early since she ran out of things to gamble with and is LOLNOTHAPPY :| ))


WHY DID I COME BACK TO A FOOD FIGHT.
AND WHY THERE ARE WATER MARKS ALONG THE WALLS.
AND EXPLAIN THE MISSING BITS OF WALL AND STAIRCASE.
AND WHAT IS WITH THE FROGS EVERYWHERE.

BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY OFFICE?!

*IS JUST...
SO MAD
GOIWJGLSKDF
D<*

*the following note was left on Tsunade's door*

FACULTY AND STUDENTS,

I'M TAKING A (MUCH NEEDED) VACATION, AND I'LL BE BACK DECEMBER FIRST.

MINATO IS IN CHARGE.
But if he doesn't show I guess it defaults to idiot Kakashi
SHIZUNE, YOU HELP.


-Tsunade

*Tsunade's hanging the Halloween decorations for the party! Currently she's in the gym, on a ladder, hanging orange and black streamers across the walls.
She's sober enough to be on a ladder, so she's not in the greatest of moods :|

Hasn't been spending much time in her office anyways, actually.
Let's just say it's to avoid the bad memories.
And actually, she's mostly avoiding anybody and hopes no one decides to try to use the gym or try to help with decorations :|

And she's actually not doing a half-bad job doing the decorations all on her own~*



// PARTY POST WILL GO UP ON THURSDAY, OCT. 29TH. (that's in American time ;D )

Don't miss it ;Db

WHERE THE HELL IS ANKO?

*Has calmed down since earlier and is ON A RAMPAGE.
Like... kicking in doors and punching walls rampage.
BE CAREFUL <3*


// Also I wanted to remind you guys about

~this~.
It's coming up!

And curious where everyone's run off to~ busy with school ;| ?

AND AND
I know thatttt Dei and Hana have been up to something buttt I'm not sure what's supposed to have happened- one of you might want to make a quick shout out in the OOC comm about what's happened so that it causes the chaos it's supposed to *-*/

*Has finished up the two hours she owed Kakashi.

Is currently tearing up her office trying to find her regular set of clothes (and her sake because she could definitely go for a drink about now), but both are missing.*

// hehehe

I hope you like BLEACH in your shampoo, Genma.


And OI, IRUKA~
I HAVE SOME INTERESTING NEWS TO SHARE WITH YOU CONCERNING A CERTAIN SILVER-HAIRED SENSEI.


OBITO YOU'RE NEXT.



// MOST OF YOU KNOW ALREADY. CAUSE I TALK TO YOU ALL THE TIME.
I went back to school on Sunday and am back in classes-
I'll still be around but don't expect as much as I had done D;

*IT IS MORNING.
Tsunade is out early, mostly inspecting that there hasn't been any mischief during the night, and that everyone is still inside their rooms, sometimes she is responsible, and notices that there is someone out on the field.

First goes to (quietly) investigate who it is, and seeing that it is Shizune and Genma SHE IS PRETTY UNHAPPY WITH BOTH OF THEM, BY THE WAY, she heads back to get two buckets of cold water before hauling back to them.*


HOPE YOU TWO HAD A NICE TRIP.

*BUCKET NUMBER ONE DUMPED
holds on for the moment to bucket number two*


*also has been loud enough to probably wake up most of the camp*

*after becoming so popular since releasing cabin assignments, she's put bolts on all windows and doors, and also has pulled closed all the blinds and curtains because there are perverts around.*




// Since I CANNOT RP WITH MYSELF, post all your getting-back-at-Tsunade deals here.
As far as I know there are people trying to get keys out from between her boobs
and sake-stealing plotting going on.
;D

OR YOU KNOW IF IT HAS TO DO WITH KONAN POST HERE ALSO :Db

I guess.

AND SHIZUNE WILL BE HERE EVENTUALLY >:CCCC

*has managed to escape her chair thanks to various glue-dissolving agents that Itachi had left.
However, pants have become ruined. Probably best to toss them.
SO, she has tied her robe-shirt tight around her and is trying to get out of the school and to her car and back home as fast as she can before anyone sees her running around in her underwear :| *



Worst birthday ever worst birthday ever.

*has already started birthday-sulking.*

*goes to open her sake-drawer*
....
*IT IS NOT OPENING (IT HAS BEEN NAILED SHUT).*

>:|


*tries to get up from her chair*
............
*SHE IS APPARENTLY STUCK IN HER CHAIR.*

>:(


*CAN'T EVEN YELL AT ANYONE FROM HER OFFICE- THERE IS NO ONE THERE :|*

*walks up to the front of the English classroom and places her hands onto her hips*

So, I'm teaching English this week.

... Someone tell me what Kakashi's been teaching you brats.




*before coming to class she'd posted a note on Tobi's door-
"Slugs in the Home-ec Room.
GET RID OF THEM.

Tsunade"*